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Biology Joke 1:
Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.
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Biology Joke 2:
A TV viewer sent a headline to the Jay Leno Tonight Show that read "Integration of Physics into Cellular Biology Leads to Epidermal Solar Cells with Growth Vectors."
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Biology Joke 3:
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
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Biology Joke 4:
Q: What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick?
A: Designer jeans.
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Biology Joke 5:
It is well known that the blood contains white cells and red cells. But it is not so well known that white cells come in husband and wife forms. Evidence for this came when the renown medical researcher Dr. Sanguine listened to blood with a tiny microphone and heard a white wife cell say, "The way to a man's heart in through his veins."
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Biology Joke 6:
Q: How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?
A: An itsy bitsy book.
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Are you interested in learning more about biology?
Read a review about a book on the history of life on Earth or about a book on palentology.
Or visit Jupiter Scientific's Reports in Biology,
Or read a chapter on biology from the Bible According to Einstein.
Biology Joke 7:
The bad news is that the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Amoebas is shrinking. The good news is that none of the amoebas has lost any of their members.
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Biology Joke 8:
The following is a true story about an anatomist.
One day after sleeping badly, an anatomist went to his frog laboratory and removed from a cage one frog with white spots on its back. He placed it on a table and drew a line just in front of the frog. "Jump frog, jump!" he shouted. The little critter jumped two feet forward. In his lab book, the anatomist scribbled, "Frog with four legs jumps two feet."
Then, he surgically removed one leg of the frog and repeated the experiment. "Jump, jump!" To which, the frog leaped forward 1.5 feet. He wrote down, "Frog with three legs jumps 1.5 feet."
Next, he removed a second leg. "Jump frog, jump!" The frog managed to jump a foot. He scribbled in his lab book, "Frog with two legs jumps one foot."
Not stopping there, the anatomist removed yet another leg. "Jump, jump!" The poor frog somehow managed to move 0.5 feet forward. The scientist wrote, "Frog with one leg jumps 0.5 feet."
Finally, he eliminated the last leg. "Jump, jump!" he shouted, encouraging forward progress for the frog. But despite all its efforts, the frog could not budge. "Jump frog, jump!" he cried again. It was no use; the frog would not response. The anatomist thought for a while and then wrote in his lab book, "Frog with no legs goes deaf."
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Biology Joke 9:
Confucius's once said, "When you breathe, you inspire, and when you do not breathe, you expire."
Biology Joke 10:
When Jay Leno went J-walking and asked pedestrians biology questions, he discovered some amazing new facts about life:
Jay Leno: "How does blood circulate in the human body?"
A high school cheerleader: "I not exactly sure. Does it go down the right leg and up the left?"
Jay Leno: "Can you name the three kinds of blood vessels?"
A freshman at UCLA: "Yes. Arteries, veins and caterpillars."
Jay Leno: Where is the alimentary canal located?"
A high school dropout: "Is it at the border of New York State and Canada?"
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Biology Joke 11:
Q. What does DNA stand for?
A. National Dyslexics Association
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Biology Joke 12:
At NIH (National Institute of Health), there is a sign on the door of a microbiology lab that reads "STAPH ONLY!"
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Biology Joke 13:
Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
A: Pull down its genes.
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